Getting hit with “LET ME HAVE THAT PLUMP PUSSY” while trying to figure out the controls was a hysterical double take moment.
What’s here is a cute play through! I wish the paths didn’t randomly assign to the sides on each go around - it makes it a bit hard to mentally map out what I have and haven’t tried. There’s some fun moments, and it’s fun to see the concept taken as humorously as it is. While it is very bare-bones, it’s certainly functional to a point that saying its a ‘failure’ seems unnecessarily harsh. Hopefully though this game inspires your next one to be even better!