Oh... My... Cabbage! You weren't kidding when you said this game has "brilliant mind-numbing plot twists" and I would have never guessed the plot twist to be so... Twisted! I had a blast playing this and laughed so hard at many silly scenes! Gotta love that Moses is so useless in battles and that his teammates always carry him, as well as the strong-looking weapons no one could wield, the unnecessary items I bought, and the 70,000 G I received from defeating the enemy but could never spend because the game ended aaaaaaaa... (Also that one time I died because of a mimic made me scared to touch another fancy-looking treasure chest). Anyway, I love this game! It's so bad that it's really good!