Really great looking game, the tweens were worth it! Also loved all the funny event dialogues and the parody billboards, nice work! It was nice to see difficulty options in a jam game, although I chose easy mode and barely squeaked passed the boss so thinking of how hard "hard" would be is scary.
Tiny thing but the name generator might need a double-check. I got names like "Tiny Moving Par" and "The Casper Figh".