Just kinda silly more than bad, the controls are ass but easy to understand, I was a tiny bit confused on how to move up and down but figured it out, 3 stars for confusion. The game was also fair and not hard so it gets no points on frustration or unfairness. The cow noises were funny but not loud so not really ear destroying.
Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 3/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 2/5
Bugs: 1/5
Microtransactions: 1/5