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I could not get past the first stage.

Frustration: 5/5
Unfairness: 5/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 4/5
Ear Destruction: 3/5
Bugs: 3/5
Microtransactions: 2/5

Love the enemy killing bug, having to restart from the beginning is extremely frustrating, fairly confusing mechanics, not very unfair, and the sounds destroy my fucking ears.

Frustration: 4/5
Unfairness: 2/5
Confusion: 4/5
Uncanny Valley: 1/5
Ear Destruction: 4/5
Bugs: 3/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

A bit bad but also not necessarily good. It's mostly confusing, the online curse thing is fun, the gameplay is a bit wack and feels buggy despite not being. Not really unfair, but a tiny bit frustrating. Not super ugly bit a bit uncanny, I guess.

Frustration: 3/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 4/5
Uncanny Valley: 3/5
Ear Destruction: 1/5
Bugs: 2/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Bad game visually but outside of that and the genetics seeming a little bug-ish this isn't really that bad. Just a bit goofy. It was also just a bit confusing at first.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 3/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 2/5
Bugs: 2/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

A fairly badly made rage game but it doesn't get much points in any category except frustration cause it really wasn't loud or ugly in any meaningful way, also really wasn't that buggy either?

Frustration: 5/5
Unfairness: 2/5
Confusion: 3/5
Uncanny Valley: 1/5
Ear Destruction: 1/5
Bugs: 1/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

This is what an alien would think a video game was.

Frustration: 2/5
Unfairness: 5/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 4/5
Ear Destruction: 1/5
Bugs: 4/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

I don't even know how to play it, amazing.

Frustration: 3/5
Unfairness: 3/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 5/5
Bugs: 1/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

You just type in a name that the game likes and it spits out epic sax Gandalf this is more of a enigma than a game.

Frustration: 2/5
Unfairness: 5/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 3/5
Ear Destruction: 5/5
Bugs: 1/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Very frustrating absolutely terrible having to refresh the page each time, but not unfair, there's not much in the realm of unfair bullshit outside of I guess that blob shit. The music is certainly amazing (bad) but not that ear destroying. The bad hitboxes feel like a bug so 2 stars there.

Frustration: 4/5
Unfairness: 2/5
Confusion: 1/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 3/5
Bugs: 2/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Just kinda silly more than bad, the controls are ass but easy to understand, I was a tiny bit confused on how to move up and down but figured it out, 3 stars for confusion. The game was also fair and not hard so it gets no points on frustration or unfairness. The cow noises were funny but not loud so not really ear destroying.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 3/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 2/5
Bugs: 1/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

I don't think that's what this Jam is judged on...

My ears. What am I even supposed to do??????????? I don't know if this is unfair or frustrating cause I have no idea if I'm winning or not.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 1/5
Ear Destruction: 5/5
Bugs: 5/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

I don't know what the fuck is happening at all in this, everything was awful, the amount of flashing lights are incredibly unnecessary but still wow... Really bad.

Frustration: 5/5
Unfairness: 3/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 4/5
Bugs: 2/5
Microtransactions: 5/5

SPIKES!

Frustration: 5/5
Unfairness: 5/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 5/5
Ear Destruction: 5/5
Bugs: 5/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

This is very good! I'm not sure I'd call it that bad outside of some of the absolutely terrible mechanics like the Pachinko menu which is just absolutely hilarious I might add. The music didn't blow out my eardrums, it is technically unfair but I got pretty lucky, it is pretty frustrating with how slow the Pachinko is. Overall, enjoyed my experience with this one. Also liked the art style.

Frustration: 4/5
Unfairness: 4/5
Confusion: 3/5
Uncanny Valley: 3/5
Ear Destruction: 1/5
Bugs: 2/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

I do not remember.

Frustrating experience with how many terrible bugs there are, the amount of times I got stuck in a wall, and was forced to restart was like 3 times. The sound is quite crunchy though not THAT loud, very amusing throughout though.

Frustration: 5/5
Unfairness: 4/5
Confusion: 4/5
Uncanny Valley: 3/5
Ear Destruction: 3/5
Bugs: 5/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

There are no words in the English language to describe the feelings this game has given me.

Frustration: 4/5
Unfairness: 4/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 3/5
Ear Destruction: 5/5
Bugs: 5/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Not particularly hard, also there's a movement bug that lets you have high speed and it let me win very easily.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 1/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 1/5
Bugs: 4/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

This game was bad in a unique way... I guess... Everything being a literal coinflip made it quite not fun, the mechanics were confusing then I read what they were supposed to be and yeah what. The graphics are too cutesy to be uncanny, the music is boring but not ear destroying. This game features bugs so bugs gets a 5/5 by pure technicality.

Frustration: 2/5
Unfairness: 4/5
Confusion: 4/5
Uncanny Valley: 1/5
Ear Destruction: 1/5
Bugs: 5/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Absolutely incredible submission. It's not particularly frustrating but the :b:ingding part was absolutely terrible and seemingly also bugged as I could not finish it even though my answer seemed right. I was very confused at first but then just kept going anyways. The anti-sound design is just perfect the noises kill me so extremely loud and crushed they're so fucking funny. There isn't much in terms of graphics so it can't really get anything on the uncanny valley score unfortunately.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 5/5
Confusion: 4/5
Uncanny Valley: 1/5
Ear Destruction: 5/5
Bugs: 4/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

This is truly one of the worst things I've ever played, and I am so happy. The music is awful, the movement is awful, being forced to replay everything is awful, I pushed R and this game genuinely froze my browser I am IMPRESSED at how bad this is. Congratulations.

Frustration: 5/5
Unfairness: 3/5
Confusion: 2/5
Uncanny Valley: 3/5
Ear Destruction: 4/5
Bugs: 5/5
Microtransactions: 5/5

Bad, but boring not frustrating more just amusing. The BG doesn't show up so I'll count that as a bug. The audio peaks a bit but isn't particularly ear destroying. Overall low score but it amused me.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 1/5
Uncanny Valley: 1/5
Ear Destruction: 2/5
Bugs: 3/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Not a good game, but also not bad in any particularly standout kind of way, it's not frustrating just sort of short, and meandering. Skill barely plays a part in this game as after a few seconds it becomes unplayable so it is a bit unfair but also there's not much here in general.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 4/5
Confusion: 2/5
Uncanny Valley: 1/5
Ear Destruction: 1/5
Bugs: 1/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

A great submission, fun but also objectively terrible. The mechanics are poorly explained, and also very poorly implemented, what kills you and what doesn't is entirely unclear, what's a wall and what isn't also isn't clear. Quite an ugly looking game as well, not particularly loud. Pretty dark humor, especially with the plane crash I feel absolutely terrible for laughing at that bit. And also of course!!! BUGS!!!!!

Frustration: 2/5
Unfairness: 3/5
Confusion: 4/5
Uncanny Valley: 3/5
Ear Destruction: 2/5
Bugs: 4/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

This is certainly the best game about being Stinky Cheese Man, and tagging people while Funhouse from the Spiderman Genesis game plays. I think the game broke, and I couldn't get the last enemies so I just sorta lost because of a bug. Absolutely amazing 5/5 best game of the jam.

Frustration: 3/5
Unfairness: 3/5
Confusion: 2/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 4/5
Bugs: 5/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

I have no idea what is happening in this submission whatsoever, it destroys my ears with every open, it confuses me, is this even playable I have no idea but this is certainly one of the worst things I've ever played.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 3/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 5/5
Bugs: 3/5
Microtransactions: 5/5

Short, terrible, and ear piercing. Great combination. Although not frustrating or unfair, also too short for any bugs to speak of.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 4/5
Uncanny Valley: 3/5
Ear Destruction: 4/5
Bugs: 1/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Fun, genuinely quite fun. It does feel as if a lot of the interactions between the player and the environment aren't necessarily intentional but with all the bugs it can be quite fun to get to the top of the level. Not very frustrating and feels very skill based. The game is very ugly, very very uncanny valley. It was a bit confusing to get started but I understood it in time. Overall not really a bad game but quite fun.

Frustration: 2/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion 3/5
Uncanny Valley: 5/5
Ear Destruction: 2/5
Bugs: 3/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Pretty bad, but overall more just short. It wasn't particularly frustrating or unfair, I was a tiny bit confused at the start but that seemed to have been a bug rather than a mechanic... Which gives bugs a 3 star. Not particularly ugly more just simplistic. Overall not really good at all, but also not really THAT bad.

Frustration: 2/5
Unfairness: 3/5
Confusion 2/5
Uncanny Valley: 2/5
Ear Destruction: 1/5
Bugs: 3/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Fun in its own really really terrible way, it controls terribly, it's painfully slow, everything is literally a dice roll. Incredible, absolutely incredible game. It was quite easy to understand despite how absolutely inexplicable it is. Also love how the die just never actually has the right number on top.

Frustration: 4/5
Unfairness 5/5
Confusion: 2/5
Uncanny Valley 4/5
Ear Destruction: 2/5
Bugs: 4/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

Surprisingly I thought this was a pretty fun game, with a strange borderline avant-garde gimmick. I describe it like an avant-garde arcade game hah

Considering this a gamejam for BAD games it doesn't really fulfill the purpose of the jam that well... Though I do like this one, and thought it was fun!

Frustration: 2/5
Unfairness 1/5
Confusion 3/5
Uncanny Valley 3/5
Ear Destruction 1/5 (no audio)
Bugs 1/5
Microtransactions 1/5