This really cracked me up and got my brain going, It probably wouldn't have been a fun experience gameplay-wise, but the idea of every event secretly having some alternative, concealed criteria is wild. I kept throwing the basically worthless intern at menial tasks, and it would've been both hilarious and frustrating if those assignments ended up having unexpected requirements. To be clear, not actually proposing this - it's just genuinely thought-provoking stuff, even with the roving packs of toddlers being handled.
if you can please check out my entry I would appreciate that a lot.