Chara: oh, i drank every bottle of liqour in the entire house by the way
Me: WHAT
Chara: &creates another bottle out of thin air* here kiddo
*did she just call you kiddo?*
Chara: 8toying with her knife*
Me: 8chillin*
Para: *runs to Kat and jumps on top of her* Cwiel sthill nu liek me!
Para: *sad smol* bu he so kwoot