This was fun. I love all the hats, especially the sentient ones. The storytelling and humor is top tier. I wish there was a bit more clarity in the ending. I think it's probably a time crunch thing since I know you were working on a different game. At least right now there's no consequence for "winning" or "losing". Grabbing all the hats is a valid strategy. That being said, playing it as intended is genuinely fun and challenging to read all the ingredients. Again, the story elements here are the strongest part, and you've done that very well. Great job!