Me: ExAcTLy FuCkINg oVer-prIVlgED fUCKer
Me: FUcKeR WhO CaRes If YouRe oFFeNDEd. My FucKiN tAx DoLLArs payed fOr YouR WhOlE lIFE! RespECT Me
Me: No bRaT, nOw SHUDDUP aNd lEt Me DRiNk YO FucKIn VodkA......uh oh......
Me: wHy? YeW MAd thaT mY pOoR Ass Is TaLkiNg tO a prIvAte sChooL ovEr pRiVlAgeD FucK likE YoU? wELl SOR-RY tHaT i waS BorN PooR!
Me: *VERY sensitive about the R-word* *literally just rus out of the room and outside to panic*
Kelpie: *right when she hears the R-word right when she comes in she starts freking out and starts having a mental breakdown*
