got a point, a good troll would be to have one that is just called turtle god, where it has 5000 HP, but you can only get it by buying it, but the cost is 1 more quart than the maximum so you CAN'T buy it thus, you can NEVER get it
I actually love that troll. Maybe if there is an april 1st update.
here is what it would look like it's tiny
it's tiny