OFFICIAL RESPONSE FROM THE I.T. DEPARTMENT
RE: TICKET #@(*%(&^
Thank you for contacting Support. We have reviewed your logs and determined that your current state of existence is Working as Intended.
It appears you attempted to perceive the universe faster than the hardware could render your destiny. When you skip the narrative, the narrative skips you. The narrowing of your vision is simply the software’s way of helping you focus on the few remaining pixels you have earned.
Status: Resolved (Sort of) Resolution: * Patient has successfully rebooted their reality.
- Recommend blinking less frequently in the next iteration.
- If the screen continues to narrow, please accept your new life as a vertical line.
Have you tried being less perceived?