When I was 12 years old, I went to the roller skating rink. It was my first time attending, and being a shy pre-teen, it would be an excellent opportunity to pick up some “hot women”. After my arrival, I found my way to the concession stand. The young woman who was working there, roughly 16 or 17 years old at the time, was the most angelic being ever to bless my eyes. Her beauty so incapacitated me that when she reached out to hand me a tray of nachos that I had just ordered, I lost my ability to balance with my newfound skating ability and crashed headfirst into her, falling head over heels for her. I will never emotionally recover from the incident. However, to that young woman who witnessed and came to know me that evening, way more than she expected of a 12-year-old boy, I still think about you, and I still love you. I’m willing to wait for you.