This definitely gave me a good giggle and overall was a fun experience.
The first few things that stuck out to me were:
1.) Was the music and the response on the GUI, both were really good.
2.) I liked how you broke out your tutorials and made them optional. Also, having a couple maps available was nice, I got frustrated on one and just switched to the other.
3.) The chat was a nice feature for the theme of the jam and I need to go back and play some more so I can try and catch all the things it says
I don't have any glairing nitpicks. The only problems I ran into was that some of the key combos were a bit difficult to hit. W+S in particular, but given time I could probably get use to it. Or maybe, should you continue development, given the option to rebind keys?
Overall Good Job!