The intro was funny. Unfortunately I couldn't figure out how to close the intro dialog, so I couldn't play. Looked like there might have been a button on the bottom left to close it, but it wasn't registering clicks.
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Thanks for playing! That intro had me chuckling one morning as I was taking the puppies out for a walk when I came up with it.
If you're still interested, clicking escape will close that box. It's the last thing on the wall of text tutorial (a curse of the wall of text). Once the jam is over ill add a button as i make a better tutorial. You can also click the "use tutorial" tick on the main menu to keep it from popping up at all.