Wonderful and witty. I agree that it is more Ninja Gaiden-inspired and maybe too much strong in-your-face language, but that fits the 80s feel very well, but I wish it had more visuals.
I based it on the Anticipation manual, which only had screenshots of the controller and TV. Plus, the Nintendo booklet format left me a very tight window to write in. But yeah, I had some great art picked out for this one at never got used. Maybe I'll go back and put it in after the Jam is over.