*clap clap* *go tell him that theres a fire...oh nvm the floor of upstairs is on fire*
Para: *wakes up**very smol yawn**rubs her eyes*
Para: *everyone stop**magic! no more fire**\
okay dont let the smol sleep anywhere that isnt fireproof
*so by fact all homophobes in this room or any rule followers will now insult yew and kill yew*
*i looked that up btw so yep 100% real*
Para: *defends yew with her life**bites the first person to make a move on her*
Para: *GRRRR**ROAR**GRRRR*
Para: *tries to cling onto you but now that she has her fangs out shes afriad to bite someone**dicides locking herself in a closet is the solution*
Para: *just chillin in the closet feelin like no one wants her because no one taught her anything*
