Virgil: *she gets less nightmarish, and Remus is the one with power now*
Remus: THEN ILL MAKE YOU EAT A HUMAN EYEBALL SEASONED WITH DEAD SKIN AND TOENAILS
Virgil: gross!!
Remus: thank you <3
Virgil: whatever *eye roll*
Remus: so what happened anyways?
Virgil: we got into a fight and now Thomas full-on hates me
*they starts teasing-arguing with each other*
*after a while*
Remus: you know that brown shit you call hair? well thats the only bangs youll be getting
Virgil: oh yeah like YOU can tell my about MY fuckability
Virgil: you know that crap you said about marrying someone? well youd prolly scare them off on the first date!! thats prolly why your brother left-...
Remus: -snaps-
Virgil: yoooooouuuuuuu........................oh crap im fucked
