*okay sorry*
Virgil: *thinks of pulling at her insucurites and worries because thats her job*
Virgil: *instead of DOING HER JOB* dont fangirl, try a subtle pick-up line or chat-flirting, doign in the deep end when your crush isnt ready can make them nervous.
Logan: DID VIRGIL JUST-
Patton: HELP HER?! *yes!* i knew she had it in her!!!!
Virgil: *full-on nightmare spider thats worse than anything that exists* iM JuSt a fiGMEnT Of someones ImAGiNatIOn, i cANT DiE, BUT YOU CAN
Virgil: *detailed desc pf whats he looks like: she has 5 eyes now, and can only see out of two, she has 6 arms and 2 are 7ft long and drag on the floor, 8 hairy, purple spider legs that come out of her back are the only things supporting her body, and she has a spider like mouth with wierd mouth-fingers and everything*
Virgil: *takes your weapon with 3 hands and snap it in half without any effort*
*oh shit youre kinda fucked*
Virgil: *after 10+ atempts at killing you*
Virgil: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!!! god im just a stupid idiot who cant even do my goddamned job....YOU KNOW I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU RIGHT?! I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU HAD THE PERSON YOU WANTED AND NOT SOME HOE WHO DOESNT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!!!!!!!!........*spider hiss-crying*
Virgil: *lays down on the floor by you crying**beating herself up over the fact that she cant do anything right**also stabbing herself and injecting herself with poison*
Deceit: *would help but is to buisy taking care of the smol*
all the Good Sides: *talking with each other not noticing Virgil*
Remus: *doesnt care about Virigl and likes watching people suffer*
