This tool is too humbly titled. It is not a tool, but rather -- a masterpiece.
Snazzy Goose is a finely crafted and thought-provoking statement on human bliss, emphasizing the correlation between creativity and entertainment. It is not merely a character maker but a play on the genre. And a plotline waiting to be uncovered (more on this later)
When you sit down to immerse yourself in Snazzy Goose, you are looking at a ~7-8 hour marathon run. You will create these characters, these unique personalities, and with it a world in which its' story is only presented via your geese, intelligently limiting your perception to just its' inhabitants, forcing you to experience something known as 'thinking'.
But one may notice the 'save goose' button. I was doing the 'thinking', and I realized that it is not, in fact, just a way to save your goose to a file, BUT IT IN FACT MEANS YOU ARE SAVING THE GOOSE from some kind of fate. Saving the goose from what is up to the individual's interpretation, but I believe the goose is being saved from being murdered. Murdered by none other than:
Yes, it does believe the mastermind behind Snazzy Goose left behind some kind of evidence, some sort of wicked clue as to the lore of the masterpiece.
The mastermind behind Snazzy Goose released this masterpiece with such lore in mind precisely, and was fully on board with continuing to refine and redefine 'peak'. However, due to a lack of interest, Snazzy Goose appears to remain unchanged.
In this way, Snazzy Goose in fact not only redefines its' genre, but is a parody on human trend. How we, as humans, will put our time, effort, and recommendations towards everything except what truly matters; Snazzy Goose.
As for what I think? I think it was planned from the start. I think this is a silent protest in of itself, a humble masterpiece unseen.
I think that murderous goose WAS, in fact, 'saved' (as in, the mastermind clicked 'save goose' after the screenshot was taken), and it has murdered every. single. Snazzy Goose enjoyer. Including the user's unsaved geese.
Causing this masterpiece to be unspoken of.
He, and his motives live.
All in all, this project is a pergatory simulation, a game where the player simulates God, creates a world for their geese to reside in, and unknowingly inviting a wicked, EVIL GOOSE.
The world, the universe, it is all doomed for destruction; except for the saved geese. Except for the few who remain.
Lastly, I would like to note I haven't actually personally used it because I'm stuck on mobile and the site is not intended for phones.