This is a great take on the theme! And also what I choose to believe Samus does after every Metroid game. There's no other rational explanation.
I feel like I don't really have any new useful criticism to add, although I don't think I had as much of an issue with the game's jankiness as the rest (despite playing on web with a keyboard and mouse). Some additional enemy variety in each area would be nice, but that probably exceeds the scope of a game jam.
Great work with this.