This is exactly what I needed in the lead up to Christmas.
Drunk ex-cop that may or may not be suffering from some form of delusional impairment? Check.
Inanimate traffic cone partner, with black marker pen facial features? Check.
An alternate reality/dimension where Santa's reindeers have set up their own gooning picture house? Check.
Punching God in the face? Check.
I mean, there's a helluva lot of other things going on, but those are the bits that I can remember through my scrambled brain after playing this. WE NEED MORE MAURICE. WE NEED A SEQUEL.