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If it's that small of an issue, try this:

Close your eyes, and click the mouse 10 times. I promise that you won't die. (You have your own DIY "skip this content" tools built right into your head!!!)

Or you could get some thicker skin and just accept that this game isn't being custom made for you. You aren't the center of the universe, and sometimes life will require you to see and/or hear things that you don't want. No, it's not some sort of "rape;" it's just the way shit works works in real life.

Do I rip the shirt off of every pussy with a penis and a T-shirt reading "This is what a feminist looks like"? No, I laugh at the bitch internally and forget that they exist as soon as they leave my peripheral vision.

Anybody that can't handle a little NTR must not have ever fucked some slut while her husband was 20 feet away. Public sex, forbidden sex, the risk of getting caught it's three times the adrenaline rush. Well, unless you're the bitch that can't please his whore. But what he don't know can't end in divorce!

Why is it my job to keep some slut honest? Not one person on this planet was put here to be a doctor, a lawyer, or a porn star. Every one of us was put here to spread our DNA like the savage, bloodthirsty, and rutting animals that we are.

On the bright side, squeamish "men" that can only tolerate 5 minutes of missionary twice a year will find it much harder to pass their defective genes into the pool. That is a DEFINITE positive.

Now grow the fuck up and move on with your life, CHILD.