Here it is, week five… the final week, and after waiting so long and being so incredibly excited for its release. It feels a bit weird both saying that and actually being here. As well, honestly, it also feels a little bittersweet. But I’ll get to that later. It’s time to yap about this game ONCE MORE!!!
(Also, this should be obvious, but MASSIVE SPOILERS for the final week, which you should play!)
Man, I still can’t believe the update with the final week is actually here; like, it doesn’t feel real after being so excited for it for so long. And the final week… did not disappoint! While it was a bit more mechanically reserved than last week, which is fair last week basically introduced a new mechanic, used an old mechanic, and had some form of event, and or mixture of two or all of them basically every second day. It was still a bloody fantastic week, plus it makes up for that with the story being a lot more prominent this week (which kind of has to be it is the finale after all XD). And even then the few new mechanics we do get are extremely well done and fun; seriously, the mechanics introduced this week probably some of the best in the game. And of course I say this with everyone of these comments, but everything else is still on fucking point. The character writing and all their little stories, the hilarious jokes with some absolutely hilarious ones this week, the fun puzzles which I think are properly some of the best, the kinky shenanigans which all I’m gonna say right now is… wow, and I mentioned as before the new game mechanics which are just expertly done despite how few new ones there are.
I’m not sure if this week has personally dethrone week four as my favourite week just because of how jam-packed week four was. I’m probably going to replay through the entire game again (which I don’t mind, of course~) so I can make a proper list of my favourites (plus obviously to get all the gold), but it’s definitely my two most favourite days in the entire game, so right now it’s probably my second favourite week.
I know all the new art is from an older update, but I forgot to praise it when it was new, so I’m just gonna do it now lol. Goddamn, all the new art looks fantastic, like all the artists did a fantastic job! Like, all of the items just look amazing now, and while I still have a soft place in my heart for the placeholder art, all of the art for the characters' art looks amazing. Like from Oct to Monica to the dark sorceress, they all look great! Especially the dark sorceress, like this is a bit of a tangent. But I wasn’t exactly sure what the dark sorceress was going to look like (hell, I half expected her to have flaming hair), BUT HOLY SHIT, SHE IS HOT! If she didn’t have such an abrasive personality and, honestly, wasn’t such a bitch, I would fold like origami and willingly be one of her pathetic minions XD.
There’s also some great quality of life in this update, although ironically I don’t think this one is a part of this update, but the ability to change your skin colour is a fantastic addition to the game, so if you want your boobs to match your own skin tone or have something more exotic~ it really helps make the potion seller feel like you, or anyone you want them to be as well (and honestly it makes me wish we could choose the colour of their lips as well, but with how far the game development is now, that might be a bit much). Again, another one I don’t think was part of this update lol, but the menu buttons being coloured is a nice touch. And all the days actually having names now is extremely helpful, especially if you want to replay a specific day for whatever reason, or when you’re trying to get all the goals. I need a reminder on what’s gonna happen on that day.
The new mechanics are great as well. Like, double dose is a fantastic addition to the final week, and I really did enjoy it. It was honestly great having just a new condition to worry about when mixing potions again, especially since it changes throughout the day, meaning you have to pay attention to it. Until the second-last day, when you have to use it on everyone and are allowed to use it as much as you want, which I definitely took advantage of XD. And it’s great to use the stats exchange rod again one more time before it actually breaks for good this time. And us having swap out the gem in the Gothnomicon to change it into the Bozonomicon so we can transform into a clown to avoid Constance's wrath.
And while there the update only added a single new character, it is the finale, so you can’t really add many new characters at the end XD. Trevor was a delight, a cocky slime who took over the role of the fourth mini boss because the last one left, and he thinks he’s hot shit because of it. And then you actually help him become worthy of that cockiness by making him into a latex slime. Plus he has some fantastic jokes that I will get to later. And it was great seeing all the usual faces from the last weeks and seeing a lot of old returners as well! Like Mint (like, I’m gonna be honest, I thought she was a new character for a little bit lol), and of course my beloved Betsy.
And of course seeing all of their character arcs continue and wrap up as well is fantastic to see. Like Asmodus finally realising her demonic transformation but completely owning it, Stabbington also realising Asmodus transformation but knows it’s hot as hell (she is right) and kind of hopes that Asmodus will turn her into a Demon as well, which she does but only as a shortstacked imp which she hate it first but then just gets massively aroused by it, or mint saying she avoid all the previous pitfall that the other adventures have fallen into and not touch any cursed objects… which she does and gains practically every curse under the sun and turns into a giant juicy berry (incredibly hot by the way), Goldie worrying about her massive silicone tits and how they just keep growing worried if they’re gonna keep going forever, but a bit later becomes bit excited at the prospect and realised boob obsessed freaks. Karen finally gets her comeuppance from my main man Skee (or is it woman now?) and curses her into basically a were-bimbo thanks to her constant insults. And many more I’m not going to mention it because I don’t want to accidentally basically yammer on about all the characters’ arcs like I did in the last comment lol.
But I will mention some of my favourites.
I really loved when Tulip talks about the orc stereotype of them being all stupid and how it’s not really true and it’s just because human is their second language and their tusks do not make it easy to communicate (but the stereotype of them being aggressive has some merit to it XD) and wonders about what’s causing all this ballooning madness because there seems to be no apparent source for it. And when she pops up a day or two later and goes basically, “You’re the one causing all of this, aren’t you? Don’t answer; that’s a rhetorical question. I know it’s you.” But then shortly after it goes, “…can I have a big boob potion? I mean BIG boobs.” Like, I love this entire exchange. I love that someone else figured out it was us causing all the shenanigans, but I wasn’t expecting it to be Tulip. I also love how she talked about orc stereotypes to build up that she’s probably smarter than you think, and I really love the fact that she’s not mad about us tainting the potions and is actually really honest about wanting a potion to make her boobs really big. Like, that kind of horny honesty and just regular honesty is really admirable in my opinion, and if I could’ve, I would’ve given her that potion free of charge. This entire exchange has shot Tulip to one of my favourite characters.
There’s also Astrid and her encounter with the skeletons parties clown and “accidentally” kills them and picks up an item from them that turns her into a clown. We, of course, turn her back by turning her into a Goth, but not before we see some clown shenanigans, of course. although the like being transformed, she still doesn’t really feel like herself and decides to do a bit of thinking when she heads back to town. and when we see her again, she has grown her hair out and dyed it rainbow colours like when she was a clown. She says that she’s realised that life is unpredictable, chaotic, and sometimes silly and that her trying to be so serious all the time was stressing her out so much, so she decided to lighten up a little bit and roll with the punches and be a bit more spontaneous, and if the world’s gonna be silly, why not be silly with it? And honestly, that is a powerful message to be a in fetish game of all things, but personally it is a message. I think a lot of people nowadays really do need to hear.
Also Skee finally gets all the artefacts of Viena and then is suddenly transformed/revived into Viena, but luckily he’s (she’s?) still the same goofy skeleton on the inside; just instead of being a bag of bones, he has fun bags now lol. It was just a great end to his little arc, and he also using his new found power to continue to help us our journey to defeat the dark sorceress like cursing Karen as I mentioned.
And while not really a character arc, I mean, her personality doesn’t change at all; she is still same (hot) massive abrasive bitch from beginning to end. But seeing the Darkness Sorceress after taking the mana ring come back every day with her bust growing larger and larger, and all the things she needed to do to remain mobile with her growing boobs was great to see.
The comedy is just fantastic; this update has so many great jokes. Like when Skee transforms into Viena and, after a few of us and his new form, immediately starts a monologue about how he/she is going to remodel this world into their beautiful image, only to immediately afterwards say, “Just joking.” That’s got a good chuckle out of me. Or the dark sorceress to keep keep up with her growing mana filled boobs, by having her minions help carrying them first beginning with skeletal two hands, to a massive cyclops skeleton who either is he trying their best not to look or struggling with to carry them, then two whole skeletons who are clearly struggling to hold up her new massive ta-tas, and finally a whole ass crane contraption! Just to hold her titanic shoulder boulders up and with her own boob marshall so she doesn’t bump into anything. All the while she is telling us to “stop staring” and stuff like “not a single word” and also belittling her minions as well for not holding her boob steady, it’s just hilarious and hot as hell.
There’s also Shia being that she got into an argument with someone and that her comeback “I won’t argue with someone that has boobs the size of a wagon, so whatever you say bouncy castle.” That was hilarious, and I love that meme so much so I’m glad I got referenced.
And Trevor, after being transformed into a latex slime, thinking all the adventures coming to him are groaning in pain when really they’re moaning in pleasure because they’re all massive masochists and really in to latex, and when he finally realize that he instantly bails and tries to leave for another dungeon before all of the latex covered ladies corner him and offer him massive bags of gold, which he then promptly folds like origami and fully commits to being their BDSM master, like that entire exchange was fucking hilarious, even giant latex slimes have a price XD. Or when we free Stella from the effects of the bimbo gum by making her incredibly intelligent and give her the puzzle cube to solve, which she just breaks because the magic on it wasn’t actually making it indestructible, and then she basically becomes self-aware. I mean, she calls us player, warns us about using the gum but realizes we’re probably just gonna ignore that because we are, in her words a “point and click adventure type”, a harsh but ultimately fair assessment, XD and then she just logs out of the game, which is just hilarious. And many more great jokes I won’t mention just to keep this comment at a “reasonable” size.
Also day 31, what a damn good day! it’s actually one of the two new favorites I mentioned earlier. Just wow! The slime transformation is, first of all, extremely kinky, like always, but also so fun! Honestly at first. I wasn’t sure how I felt about it especially coming after day 26. But after realising what the main mechanic is, it’s probably my favourite day mechanically. Leaving slime trail wherever you click that eventually devolves to a massive slimy spiderweb that blocks your is so creative and forces you to be really tactical with your clicks,
And I personally love mechanics that make you, the player, your own worst enemy. Plus the ability to change your slime colours when you collect slime is a really nice touch, as well as the extremely bouncy slime boobs.
And of course all the kinky stuff as usual is done so well, when using the double dose on a character that’s already close to max size and seeing them get so big that they break the mirror camera thing so hot~ and I already mentioned some like the dark sorcerer enter continually growing mana filled boobs, Mint and her massive blueberry curse (which I’m not gonna lie if someone’s very into that kind of stuff, made me go feral), and all the clown transformation stuff as as well was done fantastically, all the clown stuff was both really cute and really hot~ I especially love the fact that you could honk their noses to grow their balloon boobs, even our own when we transform into a clown, the game over you get when you inflate them too much with hilarious as well and I also love the fact that when deflate and inflate your boobs they make a balloon deflating noise and a balloon inflating noise respectfully when you’re a clown, that’s a great touch.
