But I don't have an incest fetish. I just kinda miss my sister who I was caught wrestling with in bed that one time, and we weren't blood-related anyway. But I hear my biological mom was a cute redhead and if she had daughters then maybe I could be incestuous with my half-sisters, but I'm not even trying to go there, and my dad was blonde and I !like blonde girls too, but I'm still not trying to go there. It's hard enough just trying to find someone I can get along with, you know?