Alrighty, played for a little bit.
Observations and bugs:
- Hunger does nothing and can be ignored. I restarted my first run and haven't fed her once ever on the second run, with no repercussions. Hell, she keeps gaining weight even if you don't feed her, and there's no way to make her lose weight (good or bad). Pretty sure feeding her doesn't even slow her health drain either.
- Hunger is a "noob trap", since if you're trying to feed her and keep her from being hungry, you'll be stuck spending all your milk on feeding her and your progress will pretty much completely stop, especially at the beginning
- Cleaning is hilariously overpowered since it fills the happiness and health meters even if she's starving, which makes feeding her even less-relevant, even if feeding her did anything.
- "Digestion ticks" and feeding her both don't seem to tie into feeding at all, only "Fattening Food" matters.
- I paused at least once on my first run (the failed one) but didn't pause on the second run and I still didn't get the "Real Timer" achievement, even by level 9. No clue if it's bugged for everyone, or just for people who fail it on a previous run and reset without refreshing the page.
- The Play action is irrelevant since cleaning gives happiness AND health
- The entire gameplay loop is just: spam milk cow, sleep, spam milk cow, sleep, spam clean, sleep, spam milk cow.
- When you max out the milking machine, she gains energy when milked, causing the meter to grow.
- I don't think the auto-feeder does anything? Wouldn't matter anyway because her health drains regardless, so it's not like it's an upgrade that lets you idle.
- For large portions of the game, her production outpaces her capacity, so she's just going empty-full-empty-full-empty-full the whole time if you're milking her.
- It doesn't bother me personally, but it might be worth adding an AI disclaimer.
- If you feed her, the game's pretty slow, but if you don't feed her, the game's really fast.
Didn't finish the game, but I got pretty far. Cool idea though.