Let me preface this review by noting that I am parser noob — or worse, parser-challenged. Solving parser games is not my forte, though I have managed to stumble through a fair number this contest.
That said, my review is:
This would accomplish nothing.
The story doesn’t understand that command.
You cannot attack that.
The word “X” is not necessary in this story.
You cannot attach those to anything.
You see no reason to do that whatsoever.
The only valid command I managed to enter (without hints from someone else) made me lose the game immediately :D