*smirks before exiting bedroom window like proper yandere*
*throws shoes at you*
*Catches your shoe in my mouth before opening my jaw like a python and swallowing the shoe whole and winking!*
BAD YANDRE! THATS MY SHOE! BAD BOY/GIRL
*Evil laughs before leaving the crosiants I bought and leaving the window front facing on all fours and locking it from the outside before spot style running across your lawn*
WTF aspen…*calls police on you*
*Evades capture and comes back 2 weeks later with flowers and a pack of lin dor
Okay fineeee your a good yandere’
YAY!*I jump with glee onto you and we tumble onto the bed and I smother with kissies*
Yayyyyy
