WTF aspen…*calls police on you*
*Evades capture and comes back 2 weeks later with flowers and a pack of lin dor
Okay fineeee your a good yandere’
YAY!*I jump with glee onto you and we tumble onto the bed and I smother with kissies*
Yayyyyy
*Then I tell you how you need a bigger closet because my burly, Muscular, charming self can't fit in there to watch you sleep!*Proceeds to give more hugs like nothing happend.
Okay fineeeeee ill get a bigger closet
* smiles with delight and nuzzles head in nook of neck*
I read all of this and died of laughter
Tis true! for I am your vessle of delight you see!
we’ve both been friends on this place for a bit and THEY KEEP STALKING ALL MY FUCKING GAMES!!!!
I really hope this isn't your first interaction #traumatized
