Brother, you've awakened the beast in me.
I barely graduated high school, dropped out of college freshman year due to grades, and was fired from every job I had because I couldn't learn how to work. I started this game from the get-go spending nearly 30 minutes on each 4-peg puzzle. Abra was so pissed that she gave me a -2 rank, which I didn't think was possible.
However, all of that changed when I met Grimer. He/she/it/they awakened something primal inside of my dormant reptilian brain, and before I knew it, I was flying through 5-pegs in seconds flat. For the hell of it, I started grinding 7-pegs, if only to attain the godly praise of my husbando/wifey/goo thing (I needed to feed it expensive toys).
Currently, Abra is sobbing dismal tears of abandon. Partially because I'm just better than her at puzzles now, and partially because I said no to her eating my brain. I pray, if you ever make a continuation of this game in the future, please make Grimer or Magnezone the primary constituents. While you're at it, please add differential equations or discrete math puzzles, maybe even some simple puzzles to do with the equations behind quantum particle theory.
Argon, I have more admiration for you than I do for my biological parents. For this magnum opus of an experience, you get platinum-tier afterlife access. They LITERALLY REBUILDING the Garden of Eden for you, as I type this. Thank you so, so much for helping humanity, and I, realize that with the power of Poké-smut, truly anything is possible.