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To fart is to not fart in a way that is superfluous. Existence, and the individuality of the farts therein necessitates difference of function, and form between instance, so in an instance of fart is meaning, and so in every fart is meaning. To let loose the goose from a hyper-guacamole floor-slapper is to recognize the revealing of the penis in the weight of the poo-that-ensues against the underwear, and in that poo-that-slaps-the-floor itself, and to recognize both components as tandemonious is to see the difference of fart becoming floor-scat, and another instance of fart becoming mere air. Difference then is not just variable severity, but also transmutation, or what is called th  philosopher's stone in Hermetic tradition. In saying this, I recognize every fart as meaningful in the necessary difference that exists between any given fart as made by the order of this reality we participate in. In other words, farts don't go wrong ways, and I would never not like the way a fart went. The structure of this universe demands it.

TL;DR: I own you philosophically, lil bro.