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Just bought a mackbock to tri out thw mac vwrsion! Ans guwss what!! It doeant fuckin work, ij ust spend 1599 dollars on mackboxk! 

I am sorry but I can not help you with everything all the time because I asked my friend Jones and he said it worked fine!!! Why are you LYING I chose to belive my friends and he is my best friend since middleschool so yeah please stop LYING because I no it works!! Yeah mayb there is bug in there because Steve Jobs died long ago and cant work on his computers anymore but thats not MY PROBLEM and I think you can get refunded the computer if you go to the apple store!!!

My dad owns shell man we will dig your country and I will sue you for my msckbock! 

Give me ur discord so we can go over the legal terms u big baby, 

Add my skype is easier at www.com we can chat about it I didnt mean to make u buy a new computer all for me but I am very flattered thank you!!! I am sorry but I am not at fault for what Steve Joe at Apple did 20 years ago he is DEAD I am sorry for his loved ones but my friend Joel said IT DOES WORK on his computer so yeah. Dont sue it costs you too much money... !!

Hello, fathher here.

Look I am only a humble balkan father trying to provide for family by illegaly drilling oil in Bosnia and Herzegovina. 

My son was quite excited for this scary ex game, remids me of my bitch ex wife. 

Lok Martin, I see that you are a fellow Catholic cause of your picture, my son bought the macbook to try out the game on mac and he said that the provided version "is not work"!

Do what Jezus woud do please, he will have given money back for scamming and removed the game from this red facebook.

Its holidays soon so please, send us 1599 eur or we will have to tack legal action.

-Sincierly Mr Hožad Dajramovič

Hello Mr Hožad!!

You are speaking to the owner of this account, one Mr Martin, father of Martin (I like the name and my son does to lolz)

I can excuse illegal activities such as stealing oil from from Bosnia but I draw the line at beastiality, though I'm, glad you separated because that would be weird!!!

I am a believer in Jesus and he was a good man who did not swindle and I believe you are a good person too because I believe all people have goodness in there hearts!! And I am trying my best to provide for my loving wife who I am still married to and my lovely son Martin who only wishes to keep making cool and scary games. Martin has already asked his friend Jean if it could run on his computer and he sais it worked so well that we did not need to worry and that's good!! 

So I must ask you why it does not work on your computer? I think a good idea is to make a new game with the theme slender Man and let ur son enjoy that one very much!! That way the hollidays that we celebrate can remain joyful and true to the word of god who we fear very much. Plz let me know if this sounds good to you and mby we can come to an agreement that this is what we should do and we can do it.

Merry Christmas,
Martin, father of the owner of this account Martin

Hello once again Martins Martin

First of all, you are disrespecting my albanian culture and heritage by saying beastiality is wheere u draw the line, a common westerner who never got to try the magic of sheep! 

My son clearly loves Martins scary game, he even said he enjoyed the washing game and the fishing game, look, I will buy your son from you for 1% share of my company which is alot money and euro you westerner, he will make games for my son for the rest of his life 😊surely he loves making video game right! 

He is not the first child to work for my company either so he will alot have friends there! 

It's a good deal we can even reduce his work day to 12 hours and 6 DAYS OF WEEKif needed :DD

He even keeps the rights to his game ans can upload it on this red Facebook for more money but we get 60% cause of funding and maybe food! 

I hate my wife 

Thank you mr Marti

Sincerely Hožad Dajramovič