Ya know what, this made me smile. This game has a strange charm about it. I love the off-kilter music and the quirky dialogue. My main issue was that it didn't feel like I was ever hurting the enemies. I wanted to use the awesome looking shiny purple weapons but I often would just run away from the big thing because it didn't give me any feedback that I was I affecting it.
I did make it back home though, it was fun!