Unironically, this game has a LOT of good elements, to the point where I genuinely had to wonder if this was a master at work. That introduction was actually a very good mock SCP containment breach / VHS warning video. Everything actually feels well thought out, like the developer actually understood the irony behind making this game, but also provided something that could be treated as a real product in a vacuum. I think the most praiseworthy thing I could say about this game is this: if the 67 meme didn't exist, this would still be a pretty solid (if kinda simple) horror game.
I will say that some parts of this game seem like they utilize a lot of outside assets, but I guess that's fine for something made in only one week. This pains me to say, but Good Game, and good job!