What an absolute joy to play! The writing, in particular, puts this game in a class of its own above most games I've played in my life, let alone in this jam. I'll have to play some of your other games, since you've said in the comments that this is not your first game in this setting.
Was there a third weapon to find? I played through twice and I could have sworn I visited every room and interacted with everything on each level, but I may have missed something...