HELL YEAH WEEK FOUR IS HERE BABY LET’S FUCKING GO!!!
(Spoilers for anyone who hasn’t played this week yet, which you should! It is easily the best one by far and that is saying something in my opinion.)
It is fantastic to see one of my favourite porn/fetish game get an update especially since now it’s so close to full release, and I can finally support it! (I was planning to do it before though with the Kofi but I just kept forgetting, but better late than never I guess lol). And honestly, this is easily your best work yet. This week is just fantastic, with so many fun character moments, the new characters, kinky shenanigans, hilarious jokes, fun puzzles and new game mechanics, and just everything honestly. like this is easily now my favourite week of the entire game (so far~) and that’s saying something, I thoroughly loved all the weeks before this. And that honestly makes me very excited for what the final week/the full release holds, I can’t wait to see it.
Like all the new gameplay auditions were just great, like the stat exchange rod puzzle, the Implant slime attack on day 22, or have to use a Gobofication potion to escape Blake wrath (and axe in the skull), also after you lose the the boob, you have to grow your own massive honkers to distract the Gawker staff (which I quite enjoyed and was honestly a little surprise this wasn’t a mechanic before this week), and the fact you even added new gameplay additions to the previous weeks like the new mini game when using the Gothnomicon or the obviously cursed cake now actually messes with with your cursor trying to force you to eat it, now actually making it a threat on day 18.
Seeing all the new character, like Saber and Kat (which I am now realising is a sabertooth cat pun, as a Paleo nerd I love them even more now.) I wasn’t sure about them first, but now I think they’re just adorable together, Kat worrying so much about being a burden to Sabre being too in love with her to leave and being too meek to Saber about it to the point of asking our help to change her stats to be more defensive a.k.a. just making her taller. But Saber also worrying that she’s up to intimidating because of how cat is acting around her now, oblivious on how Kat clearly has a crush on her, so she asked us if we could make her smaller and cuter like Kat, so we just use the stat changing rod to steal each other heights.
Before they both figure out with Kat fairly freaking out about it and demanding us to fix it, but accidentally breaking it rod causing cat to shrink down to a tiny size while Sabre blows up to become a giantess.
And with both of them finally together, they can actually finally have a chat and and make Kate realise she isn’t a burden, She’s doing her job perfectly and that Sabre was sorry that she was making Kate feel bad, but didn’t know how to fix it and both realise that they really should’ve just talked to each other. And despite Kat thinks at first, this is actually great for both of them, with Kat being able to easily fit between Sabre boobs (which she very much enjoys~) and be a magical booba turret (I’m not jealous at all of her…) and save for being in high HP Titan now easily be able to protect (and keep track) of Kat. They’re just great adorable makes me sad that we only knew them for such a relatively short amount of time. Well, at least they’re happy adventuring together, I wonder if they’re gonna meet someone else name tooth, or adopt an animal and call it tooth to complete their name pun lol
Wow, yapped about those two. gonna have put this into two paragraphs so it isn’t a wall of text lol. Anyway, Karen is hilarious because every time she barged in like… well Karen she is instantly shut down by something that’s not even in our control like being consumed by one of the slime adventures or being covered within living rubber quite unexpected (as well as unexpectedly hot) I can’t wait to see other shenanigans she gets forced through. Also Scarlet who is just so confidence that it’s both inspiring but also you kind of want to see your fall flat on her face (or tits in this case~) And I was not expecting the mysterious witch, like we’ve only seen her for such a little bit and I’m not sure if she’s coming back for next week, but if she not, I already like her quite a lot, I mean how can I not like a woman who basically says hey I know a way to make those potions twice as affective a.k.a. boobs twice as big lol (I have a question about that but that can come later). But seriously, I think it’s quite cool that you actually got Dr-Wahee characters of the game I think that’s just really cool honestly and a great way and a great way to honour them as well as having their name on the main menu, because of all the art they made for the game. And many more I haven’t mentioned.
And the continuing arcs for old characters as usual is great, although I am slightly sad we saw so many old characters leave this week as well. Well, You can’t have an arc without an end I suppose. Like Gidget who gets progressively taller and skinnier over the week and starts freaking out about how she the only one not super thicc and small, and wondered if she’s going through some monkey paw type stuff. But we fix the artefacts she gives us causing her to shrink down but still be massive~ and she runs to find a man who could handle all that Gobo thiccness (which I’m insanely jealous and sad that I am not gonna be that man). Or Blake will coming back to kill us, rightfully so honestly for us using her boob like a holy milk SuperSoaker and then somehow it getting stuck in jail. Or mocha being so… undeniably turned on about being turned into a human dairy cow, obviously doing on purpose and being so bad at hiding it. Like if Betsy was into the her super size milky breasts from the very start. Like I would not be surprised if she brought the cow horns, the cow print bra and the bell from home, well, at least she’s working with the skeletons and Betsy now, although I would not be surprised she’s so high on pleasure that she doesn’t even notice. Or Hazel getting stung by that bee on day 26 causing her to turn yellow and just grow absolutely Titanic breast and start producing more honey than 10 beehives combined which honestly I haven’t seen that concept in a long time, but it’s still so hot~ Thank you for re-introducing me to that. And of course how could I forget about my main skeleton Skee starting a union! Way to go my best undead friend, get those undead workers right you deserve and show the dark sorceress who is boss! And honestly so many more I could mention like Stella, the all slime adventures, Nyx, etc. But this is a bit long and there’s still more to go for this comment so I’ll leave it there.
The comedy as usual is on point and hilarious, like Blakes boob after rolling down the hill it destroying four buildings in the village so they lock it up in jail and chain it up with a giant metal bra and to quote Blake “Like it’s about to go on a like a murder hobo spree at any moment”. Plus she saying her right tit is now more famous than her, and people are making songs about it. Like that got a great laugh out of me. And there’s so many other great ones like Bee telling that story about the kobold that stole an artefact that caused her ass to grow so large eventually crushed her (which Bee is right, it is hilarious.). The curse description that for the curse Stella has just being an advertisement for bimbofication gum. Wren wondering if we could speak when our lips were expanded on day 26 but then realising and wondering, do we even speak because we’ve never spoken and a similar joke Skee when he waits for us to respond but then then just assume we’re gonna say because we don’t talk, that also got a good laugh out of me.
And probably when my personal favourites, which I’m also pretty sure is an Easter egg, Skee walking on screen, but he’s just a PNG of a IRL skeleton, that got a good hearty laugh out of me when I first saw
Speaking of day 26, I wasn’t sure if you’re going to do another day like the day 8 and day 19 and if you did, I wasn’t sure how you would top the other two. But you blew my expectations right out of the water, it was such a fun day just the concept of this tiny borderline invisible (or just straight up invisible) bee poking holes into the hoses connecting to our potions, causing them to leak out and for us to get afflicted by the effects we have been giving the adventurers the entire game, like growing a massive bean chair-like ass, massive unshrinkable titties, dumbing our IQ down to bimbo levels, growing extremely oversized plump lips that you could barely talk out of (luckily we don’t), causing us to jump around like some attention seeking bimbo who wants to show off all her jiggles~. Just a fantastic day and easily my favourite of all the transformation days (I’m not sure if that’s a good name for them but that’s when I’m calling them).
Also, I know this is probably unlikely with how far the game is in development now, like how you added the ability to grow your own boobs whenever you want, could you do the same for the lips as well? I know that’s probably unlikely, I imagine there’s not much demand for it, but I think it’ll be a slight waste if they were only used on day 26, but that’s just me I guess.
I also love all the mentions of the world building like specifically how tourism in the town nearby is booming for very obvious reasons, and how the the town folk are making the doors larger and wider for the ballooning hips, reinforcing tables so they can withstand the weight of giant tits, making more chairs because so many asses now require at least two to fit in and the seamstresses are basically working 247 to make sure everyone is clothed and decent (a battle I’m sure they are losing).
Or how Violet comments on how “flat” Navi is, and then explain how just after seeing so many adventures blow up she and the rest of the Adventurers kind of forgot what is considered a normal size.
All right I believe that is everything I can think of right now that I I love about the face but this comment is already probably way too long and we haven’t even gotten to the bugs yet.
Anyway, I found a minor visual bug (and honestly it’s barely a bug), the little text showing the adventure stat increases/decreases, appears to be on sprite layer lower than the adventurers sprites, normally this is fine and something you probably won’t even notice unless you’re looking for it. You can slightly see it with mages with the pointy hats, but it’s most noticeable with the warriors carrying big weapons like the battle axe and the mace because it just fully cover some of the text, it most noticeable with HP and CHA.
Another small visual glitch I notice is that on day 17 when Cath walked up to the store, there was a split second when when the particularly massive lactation sprite animation played, if I had to take a guess it might be the game remembering it from Betsy from day 16 before realising that shouldn’t be playing.
Another, ANOTHER small visual glitch I found, is that on day 18 and at the very end of day 17 is that you can see the particularly massive lactation sprite animation start playing playing for no reason, again I think it has to do something with remembering that animation from Betsy, but for some reason it think it should be playing in that moment right now, but restarting the day seem to fix it. I think for whatever reason it’s reloading Betsy or just that’s sprite from her, during the special interactions with adventurers and non-adventurers NPC, and with the Warriors like my last bit. I could be completely wrong though I don’t know anything about coding lol.
A bug in sandbox mode I found is that Gwen is doing that thing where she’s not using her own title, but taking the last character you were on title instead, like what happened with Sonia on the last version .
I have also found an exploit on day 22 with a implant slime attack, instead of using the boobs to block off the lines you can just spam the shrink boob counter spell on the desk to get past it. Definitely a bit odd considering their silicone, plus seeing the boob suddenly grow and then roll away. But you don’t plan on getting rid of it, it would also be a cool achievement for the steam release
I found a glitch on day 22 during the slime attack if you use the concentrated slime extract on the Nina statue, once you survive attack and when Big Jed (great name for him by the way) jumps into view, Nina suddenly turn into her slime form, not only causing her dialogue to her game over to take priority over Gritta killing Jed so he’s just stuck there. But it all causes this weird visual glitch with Nina looking like inside of Jed except for her left boob for some reason. here’s a pic on what it looks like.
Another glitch I found involves the Gawker staff, for whatever reason it started following my mouse cursor as if I was holding the portal boob, but I didn’t have it and or was holding it. It didn’t even break a line of sight when I bounced my own boobs. I honestly have no idea what caused this though it just sort of happened. here’s a pic just in case that helps in anyway.
Another visual glitch I found is with Nyx and when she is fed the living suspicious cake and then blows up into a blob on the mirror when it rolls up you can still see a bit of her sprite at the very top of the screen for a second. Pic of it
And for one final bug, but not for this version but for the demo, for whatever reason all the thieves hoods have been replaced with the mages hats, I don’t know why it just has.
I also thought of an idea for a challenge for endless mode when you get around to working on that, what about a challenge like the vampire days from day 9 to 11? You know having adventures you cannot give a potion to and if you do, you get a penalty of some kind or just death if you really want to stick to the whole vampire idea lol. you can go even more in depth with the idea like “Don’t give any potions to warrior unless they have battleaxes” or “Don’t give any potions to blondes unless they’re carrying a spell book” or even only “Give thieves boot potions unless they’re wearing red” I don’t know just an idea. I thought of when we playing through those days to get up to the new week.
Also one question, I’m probably being really dumb. I wouldn’t be surprised. But how are you supposed to double the effects of the potion? I know the mysterious witch says to use two splashes instead of one, but I haven’t figured out how that works yet unless it’s not in story mode currently which then I’m really dumb lol.
And I believe that is everything… but probably not everything, but everything I can put in here without it being too long lol. Because it definitely feels like this is easily my longest comment of all the ones I made for this game, or at least it definitely took the longest to write. I just love this game so much man and you deserve every bit of praise I give you with it. Even if that means I sound like a rambling old man who doesn’t know when to shut up lol. I’m also so happy that I could finally support this game, even though I totally could’ve earlier but I just forgot to XD, anyway I hope you enjoyed my $47 tip (it would’ve been higher, but I said don’t have money for that right now, but I can always just give more in kofi) because you won this game deserve it. I will wait patiently and excitedly for week five.
