Can i borrow some money? I'll pay you back when im a trillionaire.
It would appear I tripped and fell and somehow all the money ended up in about 27 different bank accounts in hard to spell tax havens with limited extradition. All my resources here are clearly just tied up in corporate assets and I'd happily pay all due taxes after we deduce everything imaginable from them due to cleverly timed purchases of the assets we will be using throughout the next fiscal year.