AHHH, I'm so sorry things were hard to figure out. You aren't the only or first at that!!
I super wished I had more time to make the game more user friendly, but essentially you would go into the basement and process it through the various stations. So flesh through the stove made it seared, running it through the sink after cleaning any dishes made it bloodied, stove gives baked, and pot boiled. It also was unintentionally way too hard to beat...
Thank you for your feedback though and I'm so glad you found the instructions humorous <3