Thank you so much for the comment! The writing I did late at night, half delirious! Im not a writer, but I deal in the silly and ridiculous, so I just stuck to my strengths. Im glad it came together in the end, maybe gave you a chuckle, and hopefully was understandable.
If you like silly mechanics and ridiculous humour, I actually have a game on Steam whose premise is literally trying ot stop a chicken from crossing the road, it's also free if ur interested (no microtransactions) https://store.steampowered.com/app/2906540/Scrambled_Eggs/