Ben: wow, gruesome...well my death took maybe 45 minutes? how long for you?
Ben; you sure?
Ben: well, there should be a news article about your death online, so you could get a good estimate a tleast
BEN: *he just sits on the roof, waiting*
BEN: so either i got 5 minutes on you or you have 5 minutes on me...so i win for shortest death!!Sally: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!! MINE TOOK 30 SECONDS! I GOT MAULED BY A ROCK!!!
BEN; oh yeah...nvm
