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me: okay children! ive already had enough for today so im just gonna go bake some brownies!

Will: yolo bunny wanna make some brownies? or do leterally anything without these two?

Kat: BROWNIES!

kacchan: all you eat is brownies 

Kat: she makes reaally good brownies

Me: yes i do! me and Para get and make all the stuff from scratch!! okay off to bake brownies we go!!!

Will: that kid you hang out with is gonna get fat offa her *sigh* so i can already tell im gonna hate you *talking to Kacchan*

Kacchan: WHAT DID YOU SAY. KAT HAS AMAZINGLY FAST METABOLISM AND WILL NEVER BE FAT ILL TRAIN HER EVERY DAY IF SHE PUTS EVEN A LITTLE WEIGHT. BECAUSE AS OF RIGHT NOW SHE IS AT HER OPTIMAL WEIGHT ALSO SHE'S MY AGE JUST REALLY SHORT*heavy breathing* (the stuff about my metabolism and weight may or may not be true)

Kat: *struggling to hold kacchan back*  katsuki calm down!

Will: chill out child, jeez. there isnt anything wrong with fat girls, little wieght didnt hurt nobody..anyway i do already dispise you, the girl, on the other hand..*hands her a poisoned brownie* here ya go! *this is a test btw, but she doesn tknow that off the bat*

kat: *eats brownie* F*CK YOU WILL

kacchan: 

Kat: *passes out*

Kacchan: :0

Will: guess she wastn as smart as i thought..well ill deal with her..in the mantime child try not to die....*takes her to his workshop* bye my child

kacchan: COME BACK HERE *chase's after you*

Will: *runs faster than a human should be able to* dont worry kid im not gonna hurt her! that brownie had poison in it so im gonna help her! *you swear you can see a flash of yellow as he dissapears into the distance*

kacchan: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID WHEN THEU TURNED HER INTO A TOY *exploady rockets*