me: okay children! ive already had enough for today so im just gonna go bake some brownies!
Will: yolo bunny wanna make some brownies? or do leterally anything without these two?
Kacchan: WHAT DID YOU SAY. KAT HAS AMAZINGLY FAST METABOLISM AND WILL NEVER BE FAT ILL TRAIN HER EVERY DAY IF SHE PUTS EVEN A LITTLE WEIGHT. BECAUSE AS OF RIGHT NOW SHE IS AT HER OPTIMAL WEIGHT ALSO SHE'S MY AGE JUST REALLY SHORT*heavy breathing* (the stuff about my metabolism and weight may or may not be true)
Kat: *struggling to hold kacchan back* katsuki calm down!