Norgad, how the hell did you do this to your itch page. You're incredible!
Thank you! I did it by asking itch.io support super super super duper nicely for CSS access, plus a bunch of bodged together code that looks something like this:
@media (min-width: 600px) {
.custom-offset1{
transform: rotate(1deg)
translateX(-10px); }
.custom-offset2{
transform: rotate(-2deg)
translateX(-20px); }
.custom-offset3{
transform: rotate(1.5deg)
translateX(160px);
padding-top: 10px;
max-width: 350px; }
[etc.]