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Para: also, who eat eyeballs? eww *keeps eating a arm*

Jack: you're one to talk

Jason: you're both ones to talk!!!

Alice: everyone calm down! Dad shut up!!

Jason: sorry my sweet

Jill: anyone want candy?

Max: o////o its . . . P-pink

Dude nobody has problem we are all eating human limbs dont sorry :T

I eat eyeballs duh. The best way to eat them is with ice cream but then it  eyes cream :>

Max: what's candy?

It's one way road to become fat

Max: what is fat?

Someone really big 

Max: I wanna be a big kid!

That's not- -sigh-

*worry

Jill: here kid have this candy then *gives max poison candy* 

Sally: DONT EAT IT

Alice: nonono kid come with me!! i will make you as many toys as you want!!

Jack: *wispers* they both want to kill your kid, do something!! or dont idc

Max:- grabs the candy- -sniff- 🤢 s-smells n-nice. . .  Uh- ok

Dont worry dude he basicly a robot he dosent need to eat and he can't get poisoned he just eats bc it tastes good plus his skin is the strongest steel on earth my mom made it U-U so yeah even if he does get hurt we could just repair him

Alice: awww what a shame..he would make a lovlely stuffed bear...

Jill: aw i wanted to make father happy today.....he always says that i cant kill a kid no matter how hard i try..ill show him!! *classic Deku face*

Max: thanks . . ?

Yep  he basicly always has honor on

Max: do I still get t-toys? ;-;

Well go rob a toy store later ok?

Max: ok

armor*

Alice: well heres a toy max *gives you a 3-year old sized stuffed lion*

Lion: hi!

Max: yay! toy!

Also max: uh h-hullo?

Hi person idk

Lion: ill be your new toy!! *wispers* help me this girl is INSANE

Aice: there seems to be a problem with its voice box *takes the toy away* ill fix it okay