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This one should be called 'Legend of Coosey Cafe: The Spankening'

I mean, this is a spanking simulator at heart, really. 

I aint gonna kink shame. But I do have some thoughts. Everyone's a critic, eh, as they say. 

Not sure how I feel about this one, most of the people in the harem, are people who, by law, would be classed as vulnerable persons, and youth at risk, in my country... and a whole team of Rachels, some with weapons and full law enforcement powers, would be swarming the Cafe in jiffy, once anyone learnt of the harem I was building out of such people. At least in so far as they would investigate the situation at the bare minimum just to make sure there was no significant exploitation. Even as adults at 18, since they are all still school girls. Additionally, Allison and Misaki are wholly questionable, ethically speaking too. IDK that niggles me, even worse than forced fantasy play, incest play, and other dark, taboo, kinks in these kinds of games. Thats cultural, I am not sure this would be the case in the devs world. I can sit on that I guess. 

But then if I do, what do I have? I aint gonna kinky shame... but the spanking... man oh man.. the spanking. Spanking Simulator 1.0 would be another appropriate name for this one. And BOY is it a SLOW BURN. I do NOT mind the story, aside from serious questions about the ethics of the MC seemingly exploiting the vulnerable. I got in to it. To a degree. The whole Pseudo Aristocracy thing. The Machiavellian nonsense which comes with it. I enjoyed seeing SOME depth to the characters, the girls anyway. Almost cared for Catherine.. the first time in an AVN I ever have, by the time we get the full picture of her circumstances. But MAN OH MAN, the game is pretty long already.. nothing wrong with that, I love it... but ultimately, for all that effort.. sure you get some oral play, some heavy petting, some digital play both ways... and a WHOLE LOT of spanking.. but you actually only get your end in, what, five times? Thrice with the same girl (though I do give kudos to the devs for one of them being in a semi-public place, and one wholly public). 

Hours in, and you still aint gotten a taste of even one of the THREE redheads, for example, you are seducing in to your harem. OK, we can assume one might be hard to conquer, because she is just trying to please her sister... but by the end... the shortest surrendered everything else, why not that? And that sister? She is REALLY gaming the MC huh? Everything she does, is done for her own goals.. and not once, has the actual honey laid out, to catch the MC better than vinegar, been tasted, that honey pot, still untaken, untamed, and unbroken, and owned. 

Also Misaki is going to cross all boundaries of the educators ethics, and surrender so wholly to the MC anyway, she should have been full clapped by then too, surely? 

AVNs need to strike the right balance between the A and the N. They need the Novel's narrative, and to have some depth, and cool story, something fun, or funny, or deep, or even just interesting... but they ALSO need well paced, long, well blocked, well animated and 'shot', multi-phase A scenes that are on par with the story part, if they want to impress... because quality demands quality. 

I feel this one, once you move beyond some 'Foreplay'...and yeah.. Oral is foreplay to this gamer.... and petting, toys, and promises... this one delivers... perhaps slightly less A quality, scene wise, and too little of them... to match the level of the story. 

I think this game has potential.. if it will be as long again, or longer, when finished, than what we have thus far, there is time to fix things... but they need fixing. There needs to be MORE hardcore Adult scenes... full...s*x.. not just messing about, and they need to be done in a way which really lets the eye candy element come to the fore. Our Kitty in the shower, for example, was a scene which would be classed as 'Softcore' were it film, by most censors around the world. Getting further, faster, and more explicitly with girls is necessary for the people like me, who play these games for the A above the VN elements, to stick around and not get bored. 

TBH, right now, this is like, maybe a 6/10. 


I gave it a 3 star rating. 


But I AM looking forwards to this continuing, seeing where it goes. 

Hi Apis4 I like how you give a full review. I have looked at a few of your reviews some I agree with and some I don’t. Chuckles I don’t think anyone will always agree with anyone it’s just not humanly possible. So continue writing your reviews no matter if you get thumbs up or down either way it shows people are reading your reviews. Take care 😉

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Thumbs up, or thumbs down.. never have gotten this.... is this what they call on twitter/reddit 'ratioed'...??    Like, who gives a flying F what anyone else thinks... and why do people even let it stop them? I am middle aged bloke from the outback in Australia, not your typical gamer in any other way aside from the fact I have been a hardcore gamer over 45 years....    so I do not get how soft people are now. 'Oh, more people do not like what I am saying than do...   Whaaaaaaaa.. booohooo....  I will go cry and stop"... to be frank... that sickens me. 

But I DO appreciate your encouragement however unnecessary Thanks. 

I just speak my mind. Having been a hardcore gamer, from ground level, day zero, I think I am experienced and expert enough for my own thoughts on a game to be of value to at least some. If other do not like it, no one says they must, but also, no one cares. I just want to A: help give constructive feedback to devs.. and B: inform other gamers what they are getting before the get it, even on games that free amateur works like the world of Adult Itch games. 

If all I achieve is giving one dev some food for thought, or getting them to go in a new direction on one thing, or lift their game in one area.. or if I can inform just one person, as to if they want a game or not, or prepare them for what they are getting in to if they do get it... then I am happy with that. I do not care in the slightest what others think. 

With how in-depth your reviews are you should make a game collection on itchio and add your reviews. This way when anyone clicks on your name they can check what games you like. I only made a collection because of the credit card company forced itchio to take down nsfw game search a few months ago a few games that have not changed the (Name your own Price) when Downloading is still being shadowed blocked I believe Dark Magic is one. 

i see the whole thing differently the MC has a weakness but also a conviction he didnt go about aiming to seduce a bunch of girls, he meets girls some need some help and he creates a space for them to come out of their opressive families and realise who they really are and they just happen to fall in love with him in the process. reality is we are less than a month into the story the fact that he worked this fast with so many girls puts him on super power level i like that it goes slow to the H-scenes makes when it happens more rewarding. and to the dev please tell me theres a timeline to the next update 

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Sure, I get it. I just know that there is a lot of actual ethical considerations this would create.. the off ramp being he is also a high schooler, and classmate of the girls...BUT his ALSO being their boss... and then they being vulnerable youth, would, in many jurisdictions, still be something which possibly overrides that.  These are school girls, who even at 18, would likely NOT be classed as independent from their parent(s) or guardian in my jurisdiction, who are also in compromised circumstances, and as I said, would be classed legally as vulnerable youth at risk in my country. 

The expectation of propriety, and morality, in MY culture, would be HE DOES offer them that safe space, and help, but DOES NOT accept Romantic intentions, or sexual engagement, in return. Rather, explicitly avoiding that, at least for more than a month. Once they are out of school, and if they find other work, which is their primary source of income, and move out... THEN proceed with romantic explorations, then move in, take jobs again, and it proceeds along those lines... THAT would be seen as OK.

Offering them shelter, work, support, and safety, but then also spanking them, touching them sexually, taking oral sex from them, and even having intercourse with them, even if mutually consensual would be VERY problematic, and that definitely informs my view of the game. 

As for the sex scenes....   I am a glutton... I want lots, and tbh, expect somewhat more than we have in any game this long.