NOTE: a filing error was discovered in the personnel folder belonging to Leonidas Regal. The birth-date is listed as "07/10/80" when in fact it ought to be listed as "08/10/80". Human Resources is working presently with the List Department to resolve this discrepancy. In the meantime, owing to a prohibition placed upon all submissions to the Annual Dystopian Jam, please enjoy the original submission with all of its errors.
Regards, C. Moira.
Organization, List Department.