Oh I love that story! I love that he argued with himself for a full five minutes before committing to his life of crime! My dog used to sneak off with scraps of food that fell to the ground during cooking. She'd eat what she liked, and leave things like uncooked broccoli florets on the corner of the living room carpet for us to clean up after lunch! She's much older now (16 this year!!) so she's retired from her heists to be fed pieces of chicken and ham as treats by her humans. She thankfully hasn't figured out that the ham and chicken have her medicine stuffed inside!