Ok, my best Any% time is now nearly a full second under the best time clocking in at a satisfying 10.27 seconds. (Previously 11.06)
Additionally, I massively reduced the All-Items% category by nearly ten whole seconds, bringing the best time to 19.40 seconds. (Previously 29.02)
I uploaded Youtube recording of the winning runs for you and your team to see. I can only hope people have as much fun with my game as I have with yours!
This is how I got those absurd times, for anybody curious.