Congrats on getting something submitted! 2 weeks went by so fast. Haha.
I like the idea and the copy on the cards is clever and amusing. Spot on for Dokiness. Unfortunately, I couldn't figure out how to play? I clicked on the cards, clicked on my open card spots, and tried to drag and drop, but nothing seemed to happen so I must have run into some bugs, or maybe I just misunderstood. Hopefully you can fix some things over the next week. If you do, let me know and I'll give it another go! (I'm on a Mac using Chrome.)
If I had a suggestion, it would be to expand your itch page with some examples, and consider using bullets to break up the text into something that's a little easier to read and absorb.
All the best!