Cool mechanism to summon up a menagerie of strange locales, my submission has a similar idea! I like the cover art you've put together. It might be easier to find outcomes if the second-order circle were a header row and the intersection of column/row pointed straight to the outcome. But that might squish your descriptions a bit.
"It reads: Live. Laugh. Love. if deciphered." That's hilarious. I must use that at some point. Good work!