This is a fun idea! I think it's hilarious that this dude can't get any girls because he lives too far away from the sun and can't get a tan LOL! I actually really liked that you could skip multiple planets and jump straight to Mercury (I jumped to Saturn first and then straight to Mercury).
I think if you added some cutscenes to each planet it would incentivize visiting each planet vs trying to aim your jump just right.
Great job!