This was an excellent masterpiece to play as the first game in this jam.
The dialogues were really funny, and the mini games were also very fun, while also having that lovely SBIG jank everywhere. The only suggestions I'd have would be including some sounds (even though the explanation for having no sound was amazing) and maybe making the fire mini game a bit more clear, since for a while I thought I was still supposed to dodge the obstacles and touch the other stuff with the character, and not with the flames (although that might just be me being stupid lol).
Either way, awesome entry!
(Also, [insert Susie saying "cOuLd It bE sOmE kInD oF GeNre fAkEouT?!??11?!?"])